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Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.ĭecember 17: Still way below freezing. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. We aren't in Alaska, after all… We're in Wisconsin!ĭecember 16: Ice storm this morning. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.ĭecember 15: 20 inches forecast. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.ĭecember 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. What a perfect life.ĭecember 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. Shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. I love snow!ĭecember 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. It started to snow the first of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wisconsin had already gone wireless.” Crazy About Snowĭecember 8: 6:00 PM. One week later, a local newspaper in Wisconsin reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Westby, Wisconsin, Ole Svenson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: “California archaeologists, report finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.” After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
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